Honey, why are we fighting, while we could be making love…..
Don’t tell me about love, because I’ll explode. Don’t tell me about love and yet you know very well why we fighting…
If only we could switch roles for a day…so I could make you cry all the time like you always do….
Tell me, how many of us you call babe, how many bloody babies you have…..
Of course, you’d say none…where were you last night…..
I was with mike….
Of course you were with mike. You were with mike. Your airtight alibi…let me tell you something about alibis; I’m getting myself one too. In fact, I now have one on hire….
Did you know bae, that an alibi you thought is airtight could be not so airtight after all?
What are you talking about babe?
I’m talking about your alibi mike…I was with him yesterday night. He came by to say hi. To look for you. But dinner was ready so I told him to sit and eat….and there was this 5,000 ksh bottle of wine. And we drank it….till midnight…..so you were not with mike….
I swear I was with mike….
Do not use the Lord’s name in vain bae…..because right now nothing will make me stay
I can’t live without you babe….
You should have thought about that before going to Kate’s house…..
I wasn’t at Kate’s house….
And yet there is a message from her at 4am asking if you arrived home safely…and Ohh what a lovely time she had with you…..
And how your 2yr old child keeps asking when you’ll go stay with them forever. Why didn’t you tell me, bae? Why didn’t you tell me you had a kid with her……
I don’t have a kid out of wedlock….
Deny deny deny….is all your good at…..why is that woman on speed dial…….
Speed dial, what speed dial….
Ha ha ha……very funny, only it’s not. How you play me like a toy. You have a joint bank account with her. Security codes everywhere….only they didn’t really help you in the end…..if anything they did you in….all the suspicion they raised….
Babe we can always talk about this.
There is nothing to talk about my darling……I can’t do this anymore….you’ll talk to my lawyer….I’ll take both houses with me…..and the car…..I` cleared our account today morning…..you don’t know me that much do you? You think you know me, but really, you don’t know me. Because darling, the same way I made you, I’ll tear you to shreds. I’ll destroy you, politically, socially, economically. By the time I’m done with you, they won’t know what hit you. Darling even you won’t know what hit you…..
Njambi, wait….let’s talk this out…..
You’ll hear from my lawyer darling…..